Flapjack peppermint larry12/28/2023 ![]() > Flapjack: THERE'S A LADY IN A BIG, RED HAT. > Flapjack: UH, YOU'VE GOT COLORFUL LANGUAGE.īUT THE TRUTH IS, YOU'RE FULL OF BALONEY! Punsie: I SEE YOU'RE NOT YELLOW, FELLOW, BUT I DON'T WANT TO MAKE YOU BLUE, SO GET A CLUE AND PUR-PULL THE PLUG BEFORE YOU'RE PLAID, OR I'LL ORANGE A RAINBOW ON YOUR PARADE. Punsie: YOU THINK YOU'RE READY FOR MY RHYMES? YOU'LL SOON BE GREEN AS ENVIOUS LIMES. I'M ABOUT TO OPEN A NEW CHAPTER IN "RHYME AND PUNISHMENT." WHERE'D YOU GET IT - FROM THE BAD-JOKE STORE? WELL, I STILL THINK YOU JUST GOT SOUR GRAPES, WHINY. I ALREADY GOT SOME FROM YOUR CHEESY JOKES. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME CHEESE WITH THAT WINE? I THOUGHT YOU ALWAYS GOT ONE UP YOUR SLEEVE. YOU FOLDING 'CAUSE WE GOT A FULL HOUSE HERE? HE AIN'T PLAYING WITH A FULL DECK, BUT HE CERTAINLY IS A CARD, AND HE KNOWS THAT I'M STILL THE KING. ![]() I SAID, "WHY WOULD YOU WANT GUM THAT'S BEEN DROPPED?" > I, UM - A-A-A PIRATE CAPTAIN WALKED INTO THE CANDY BARREL THE OTHER DAY AND ASKED ME FOR SOME GUM, AND I SAID. > WHY DON'T YOU MAKE IT 10 STORIES AND THEN JUMP? > SO, I, UH, HAVE A FUNNY STORY TO TELL YOU. IT'S PEPPERMINT LARRY'S TURN TO TELL JOKES! SPEAKING OF CLASSES, WHAT DOES A SHAPELY DAME LIKE YOURSELF TEACH THE KIDS - GEOMETRY? LEADING, I HEAR YOU'RE THE SCHOOLTEACHER. > OH, LARRY, I KNEW YOU'D BE DE-LIGHT-ED TO SEE ME. WELL, I'M HERE TO WARM UP THE CROWD, SO HERE I GO. JUST DROP YOUR ANCHOR IN TO PEPPERMINT LARRY'S CANDY BARREL. > Bubbie: WELL, 'CAUSE YOU'RE CUDDLY AND CUTE, AND YOU LIKE TO HAVE FUN. > Flapjack: BUBBIE, WHAT MAKES A PERSON FUNNY? > Flapjack: WELL, THAT'LL BE VERY EXCITING. I INVITED PUNSIE TO STORM-ALONG HARBOR, AND IN A FEW DAYS, HE AND I WILL BE COMPETING IN THE. > Flapjack: WELL, IS HE FUNNIER THAN YOU? > FLAPJACK, THAT JOKE YOU TOLD WAS TERRIBLE.įLAPJACK, PUNSIE McKALE IS THE FUNNIEST SAILOR IN THE SEVEN SEAS. HOPE YOU HAVE BARRELS OF FUN WITH THAT BARREL OF PUNS. > CHUCKS, BOY, LET'S GET THESE JOKES BACK TO THE SHIP. I GOT A REAL RIB-TICKLER TO FINISH HER OFF FOR YOU. > HEY, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL HERE, PEPPERMINT LARRY? UM, WHAT DID THE CANDY SAY TO THE OTHER CANDY WHEN THE FIRST CANDY ASKED THE SECOND CANDY IF THE SECOND CANDY WOULD DANCE WITH THE FIRST ONE? > Flapjack: HEY, I GOT ONE, PEPPERMINT LARRY. YOU PUN PIRATES SURE DRIVE A HARD BARGAIN. ![]() HE SAYS, "THAT WOULD BE FINE." SO I TAKE THE MUG AND JUMP.ĪND, YOU KNOW, I WOULD HAVE DROWNED IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR ONE THING - ROOT BEER FLOATS! SO, NOW THE CAPTAIN IS SO ANGRY, HE MAKES ME WALK THE PLANK.ĪND I SHOUT, "DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING A LITTLE OVERBOARD?"īUT BEFORE I JUMP, I ASK HIM, "CAN'T I JUST HAVE ONE LAST MUG OF ROOT BEER?" ![]() "SIR," I SAY, "WOULDN'T YOU RATHER HAVE A CANDY FISH?"ĪND I SAY, "WELL, IT'S SWEDISH." I SAY TO HIM, "WHY WOULD YOU WANT GUM THAT'S BEEN DROPPED?" It's possible he got over it.SO, A PIRATE CAPTAIN WALKED IN HERE THE OTHER DAY AND ASKED ME FOR A GUMDROP.
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